How long can a plant live without natural light?

As you might be able to tell from the pic, we don’t have particularly good lighting for growing plants in my office. There are no windows. I don’t think they’re ever given fertilizer. As far as I know, the only attention they get is a chick that comes once a week and waters them. We could do this ourselves I’m sure, and I assume we pay this lady, so I don’t know why we don’t just dump her and do it ourselves, but regardless, can these things survive? They’ve been here since before I started, so I have no idea how old they are.

Don’t park your SUV in a compact spot!

I took these pictures yesterday at about 7pm, while leaving the Bellevue Galleria parking garage. On the way in, I saw at least 6 cars parked like this. One, these SUVs shouldn’t be in compact spots. Two, if they’re going to take up two spots, they should have to pay twice as much as me. I have a small car, but even I can’t fit in a space that has 25% of it taken up by the careless parking of some douche in an F-150. Does the parking garage do anything about it? No. Why? No clue. Even if you say something, they just give you a blank stare. I swear, lazy people. . . or as XKCD would say, “adjective ass-noun.”

I’m thinking of printing a shirt

I realize that you pretty much can’t argue faith because faith in anything implies that, at some level, the individual is willing to make a leap from empiricism to belief, but still given my own beliefs, I do still like to point out the seemingly ludicrous nature of certain beliefs.