When you ride Goliath, prepare for a shower

Found on Waldo’s Post

Priority #1, Kill All Tiggers

Moral of the story. . . if you want to be the best, knock off everyone even remotely similar to you. . . or so it appears.

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Hey, my phone makes a ringing sound too

And for some reason, that surprises people.

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