Give me cookies or the invisible dragon will kill us all
October 3, 2008
Found this on Wondermark this morning. Gee, I wonder what it refers to. . . could it be President Bush, Congress, the current economic crap heap on Wall Street? Who knows.
Found on Facebook
October 2, 2008
Why do you drink bottled water?
September 29, 2008
How long can a plant live without natural light?
September 25, 2008
As you might be able to tell from the pic, we don’t have particularly good lighting for growing plants in my office. There are no windows. I don’t think they’re ever given fertilizer. As far as I know, the only attention they get is a chick that comes once a week and waters them. We could do this ourselves I’m sure, and I assume we pay this lady, so I don’t know why we don’t just dump her and do it ourselves, but regardless, can these things survive? They’ve been here since before I started, so I have no idea how old they are.
Don’t park your SUV in a compact spot!
September 25, 2008
I took these pictures yesterday at about 7pm, while leaving the Bellevue Galleria parking garage. On the way in, I saw at least 6 cars parked like this. One, these SUVs shouldn’t be in compact spots. Two, if they’re going to take up two spots, they should have to pay twice as much as me. I have a small car, but even I can’t fit in a space that has 25% of it taken up by the careless parking of some douche in an F-150. Does the parking garage do anything about it? No. Why? No clue. Even if you say something, they just give you a blank stare. I swear, lazy people. . . or as XKCD would say, “adjective ass-noun.”
I’m thinking of printing a shirt
September 25, 2008
The guys that stand on the sidewalk with business signs
September 24, 2008
How much do these guys get paid? Before having a professional job, I just assumed that these people weren’t needed for the moment in their stores, restaurants, etc, so they’re managers sent them out to wave signs during slow afternoons. Now that I’ve been working for awhile and have actually talked to some of our city zoning people about signage, I know that sign laws are so strict in a lot of places that this is one of the few ways businesses can get signs out there; they have very limited options for placing signage on buildings, sidewalks, etc.
Is this a job people like doing? Is it satisfying? Do they get paid more than minimum wage? I mean, they have to stand out on the street, breathing car exhaust, having nothing to do, dealing with elements? Would it be condescending of me to walk up to one of these guys and just ask him? I really don’t want to be offensive. I’m curious.






